Wednesday, February 15, 2012

When boy meets girl.

There are going to be a lot of women in this story and evening and events lasting more then a few days and failed relationships and lions and tigers and fairy's along the path, and yet every path has a beginning, right? 


Mine probably started with the sears and roebuck catalog and progressed to Playboy and other less talented mag's like Oui., the French version of Playboy. Lust is installed young with all humans I am pretty sure. I am one of those people who see's sex in every thing and am always looking at life situations in a way that has that component in it.  


Anyway, the first time I had an orgasmic experience with Jerking off, it was not unlike my feeling with booze for the first time. As an aside, its funny how many phrases there are for the process of masturbation: Tossing the Dwabrf,Beating the Bishop, Choking the Chicken, beating the one-eyed stepchild, fondling the fireman, beating yoru meat, andFighting with Rodzill. There are a million other idims  

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